REALITY: ALL ABOUT MIRIAM FIGURED OUT

As she sat in front of the mirror, Miriam stared at herself. She pinched her tummy, lifted her arms and jiggled them. Laughter rang behind her. Sigh. She hadn’t noticed her husband in bed. 

“Why won’t you let yourself rest?” David said and chuckled. “I’m fat” she said plainly. “You’re not. Not to me” “Other women still look hot after having children. I look like I’m still pregnant.” Miriam grumbled. “Okay oya you’re fat. I’m going to bed.” David said, annoyed. “You’re already in bed” Miriam said, trying to annoy him some more.

 

She was peeved he wouldn’t tell her the truth, simply because she was the mother of his children and he loved her that much. She felt shapeless. She climbed in beside him and lay on her back, thinking of a solution. David turned and blew bubbles on her stomach. She bawled with laughter.

Miriam twirled and admired her curves in the mirror. The woman she saw was the one she had always wanted to be. When David came home with Shapeyou’s Post Pregnancy Shaper and Unisex Tommy Trimmer four months ago, she wore and exercised with them religiously. The transformation was more than she had hoped for. She beamed as she perused her amazingly well-proportioned figure.

“Honey please help me knot this… ah. Who is this? Please I’m looking for my wife” David teased. She blushed; she had never felt more beautiful. They were attending his company’s end of year get together that evening, and as people complimented her and tried to pry the ‘secret’ to her voluptuous figure from her, Miriam quietly blessed her husband for the Shapeyou miracle.